Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
143 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 209 It is 7:09 am on Monday, November 9, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 143 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 ac advent aquarium bf c8 cal calc cat ching cowsay ddate delta dir echo eliza file finger fnord grep head help ipaddr joke login marquee md5 more newuser notes phoon pig ping primes qr rain rainbow rand rig rockets roll run salvo starwars sudoku tail traceroute typespeed units uptime usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather when zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 209 It is 7:09 am on Monday, November 9, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 143 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 ac advent aquarium bf c8 cal calc cat ching cowsay ddate delta dir echo eliza file finger fnord grep head help ipaddr joke login marquee md5 more newuser notes phoon pig ping primes qr rain rainbow rand rig rockets roll run salvo starwars sudoku tail traceroute typespeed units uptime usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather when zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 16:00–20:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 126 | 457 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 132 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
No measurement in this range.
days in UTC · 3 Jan 1744 – 1 Jan 1745
Nothing counted in this range.
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 87 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 3 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 12 Aug – 14 Aug: 3 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.