Hot Mess
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
hot-mess.net 9900answering since 18 Aug 2026
no count
no current count, and nothing here says why
Connect screen
_______________________________________________________ / This is an adult talker. \ | Not an adult? Please disconnect and go elsewhere. | | Otherwise, We have only one rule: "Fun is mandatory!" | \_______________________________________________________/ Welcome to Hot Mess! Our address is: hot-mess.net Enter your username.
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_______________________________________________________
/ This is an adult talker. \
| Not an adult? Please disconnect and go elsewhere. |
| Otherwise, We have only one rule: "Fun is mandatory!" |
\_______________________________________________________/
Welcome to Hot Mess!
Our address is: hot-mess.net
Enter your username.Connections by hour
No hour of the week has produced a player count. 92 hours across the week have no measurement yet. 76 hours across the week answered but produced no count.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | no count in any hour | 16 | 8 | ||
| Tue | no count in any hour | 14 | 10 | ||
| Wed | no count in any hour | 12 | 12 | ||
| Thu | no count in any hour | 12 | 12 | ||
| Fri | no count in any hour | 12 | 12 | ||
| Sat | no count in any hour | 12 | 12 | ||
| Sun | no count in any hour | 14 | 10 | ||
How many, over time
Probed in this range, and no player count could be read from any of it.
days in UTC · 20 Jul 2026 – 17 Oct 2026
Nothing counted in this range.
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 99.6% of the 61 days we have measured. 1 day unreachable. Longest outage 6h (timed out). 29 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 99.6%
- longest outage
- 6h
- last cause
- timed out
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 20 Jul – 17 Aug: 29 days not measured
- 12 Oct: 1 day unreachable (timed out)
What changed
- 18 Aug 2026 endpoint recorded as hot-mess.net 9900 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Hot Mess
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.