HERE LIE MONSTERS MUCK [unclaimed]
telnet muck.hereliemonsters.org 9999
Players now: 2 (measured, 71m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest every day, 00:00–23:59.
Mon — peak 2 at 00:00
Tue — peak 2 at 00:00
Wed — peak 2 at 00:00
Thu — peak 2 at 00:00
Fri — peak 2 at 00:00
Sat — peak 2 at 00:00
Sun — peak 2 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (12 Jun 2026 – 9 Sep 2026, UTC)
Typically 2 on, peaking at 2, over 23 of 90 days. Steady across the range.
12 Jun–18 Jun: not measured
19 Jun–25 Jun: not measured
26 Jun–2 Jul: not measured
3 Jul–9 Jul: not measured
10 Jul–16 Jul: not measured
17 Jul–23 Jul: not measured
24 Jul–30 Jul: not measured
31 Jul–6 Aug: not measured
7 Aug–13 Aug: not measured
14 Aug–20 Aug: typically 2, peak 2, 3 days counted, 4 days not measured
21 Aug–27 Aug: typically 2, peak 2, 7 days counted
28 Aug–3 Sep: typically 2, peak 2, 7 days counted
4 Sep–9 Sep: typically 2, peak 2, 6 days counted
earlier: ?from=2026-03-14&to=2026-06-11&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 23 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 67 days predate anything we measured.
12 Jun – 17 Aug: 67 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 2 disagree)
MCP measured: yes declared: -
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Here Lie Monsters MUCK (declared, 3w)
mcp_packages dns-org-mud-moo-simpleedit mcp-negotiate org-fuzzball-gui org-fuzzball-help org-fuzzball-languages org-fuzzball-notify org-fuzzball-simpleedit (measured, 71m)
codebase MUCK (measured, 71m)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 20 lines, text only]
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88 88 88' 88 `8D 88' 88 `88' 88'
88ooo88 88ooooo 88oobY' 88ooooo 88 88 88ooooo
88~~~88 88~~~~~ 88`8b 88~~~~~ 88 88 88~~~~~
88 88 88. 88 `88. 88. 88booo. .88. 88.
YP YP Y88888P 88 YD Y88888P Y88888P Y888888P Y88888P
.88b d88. .d88b. d8b db .d8888. d888888b d88888b d8888b. .d8888.
88'YbdP`88 .8P Y8. 888o 88 88' YP `~~88~~' 88' 88 `8D 88' YP
88 88 88 88 88 88V8o 88 `8bo. 88 88ooooo 88oobY' `8bo.
88 88 88 88 88 88 V8o88 `Y8b. 88 88~~~~~ 88`8b `Y8b.
88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 V888 db 8D 88 88. 88 `88. db 8D
YP YP YP `Y88P' VP V8P `8888Y' YP Y88888P 88 YD `8888Y'
Players: connect <name> <pass>
Guests: connect guest guest Scary ones.
Create: createplayer <name> <pass>
Leave: QUIT
What changed
2026-08-18 endpoint recorded as muck.hereliemonsters.org 9999 (handshake)