Ghostwheel

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"I awoke with a sandpaper cheek, grains     |
 sticky with my own blood.  I felt my       |
 leg thick and numb; I didn't want to       |     G h o s t w h e e l
 open my eyes.  The last I remembered       |
 were the hounds--leaping at me, snapping   |
 at my appendages.  I didn't want to        | `connect guest` -- newbies
 wake to their foamy maws...                | `who`           -- user list
                                            |
 Just beyond my eyelids I sensed the        |
 hungry growls, the heat of blood-bathed    | Mail [email protected] with
 breath, the morbid tickle of a snout       |    questions or comments.
 probing my middle...                       |
                                            |
 My lips pressed a breathless "Amen" into   |
 the dirt as I prayed for death before the  |
 beasts grew hungry again."                 |

"I awoke with a sandpaper cheek, grains     |
 sticky with my own blood.  I felt my       |
 leg thick and numb; I didn't want to       |     G h o s t w h e e l
 open my eyes.  The last I remembered       |
 were the hounds--leaping at me, snapping   |
 at my appendages.  I didn't want to        | `connect guest` -- newbies
 wake to their foamy maws...                | `who`           -- user list
                                            |
 Just beyond my eyelids I sensed the        |
 hungry growls, the heat of blood-bathed    | Mail [email protected] with
 breath, the morbid tickle of a snout       |    questions or comments.
 probing my middle...                       |
                                            |
 My lips pressed a breathless "Amen" into   |
 the dirt as I prayed for death before the  |
 beasts grew hungry again."                 |

Connections by hour

Measured every hour and nobody has been on in any of them. 110 hours across the week have no measurement yet. 5 hours across the week answered but produced no count.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

• counted, including a measured zero
• probed, no count could be read
• no measurement in that hour

How many, over time

No measurement in this range.

days in UTC · 16 Mar 2026 – 14 Apr 2026

Nothing counted in this range.

Reachable

Reachable 100.0% of the 30 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 60 days predate anything we measured.

reachable

100.0%

longest outage

none in the window

last cause

nothing recorded

• reachable
• degraded — answered, could not finish
• unreachable
• not measured

What changed

1. 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as moo.ghostmoo.org 6969 (handshake)